Lady Astor: “If you were my husband, I’d put arsenic in your coffee.”
Churchill: “Madam, if I were your husband, I’d drink it!”
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Lady Nancy Astor (to Churchill): “Sir, you’re drunk!”
Churchill: “Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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W.C.Fields: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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“If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.”
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The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa